THE ULTIMATE STUDIO. BEST RECORDINGS

Berkeley CA

Description

Our studio MEGALOPOLIS is now open for business. we CRUSH THE LITTLE STUDIOS LIKE NASTY BUGS. We make the RUN for cover as we BOMBARD THEM WITH SUPERIOR EQUIPMENT. those little guys will be CRYING FOR MOMMY, after we DESTROY THEIR STUPID HOME STUDIOS WITH MASSIVE BUDGETS, AND BIG BIG BALLS! We have ROWS AND ROWS of VINTAGE AND MODERN gear. PILES AND PILES of effects processors, and OODLES AnD BOODLES of RARE and VINTAGE mics. We feature, a 200 channel digital, fully automated, analog compatible, laser uplinked, concave vector, mixing console. running "bioplexy 3400" recorder at a lightning fast 45,000 IPS, which is capable of recording up to 5,000 tracks at once and digitally splicing them into yet another 5,000 tracks. Nur microphone collection includes several "Nipson3762xg1" microphones including a solarized maxi-digital input laser binary "soundcapture" solid plutonium ribbon, laser cut to 1,000,000,000,000th of an inch thickness, and can literally record sounds on the moon with proper direction. Our vintage gear includes all the original guitars played by Jimi, the Beatles, Elvis, and also includes 4500 instruments cataloged in special order of historical importance. From Alghozas to Zithers we got you covered! Our studio engineers are certified in pro tools, fluid dynamics, brain surgery, shiatsu, kung fu, and are also sexual surrogates. Our studio is a high security complex tested to government standards. Don't be fooled by pretenders. we have the BEST GEAR in the known universe. So if you want that BIG TIME sound, and want to record with the "BIG BOYS" in a BIG studio with BIG equipment, the you should ONLY come to US, your BIG connection. MEGALOPOLIS studios your BEST and FINAL recording choice.