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Belleville MI

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Have you seen my mother's ghost? Ever since my Catholic boyfriend and I had a water balloon with holy water, I haven't heard the otherworldly insults of how I'll never be as smart as Diane or how Joe never used a g-string for his 5th grade catapult project. Honestly, I don't know how to just accept people could love me after years of having flying chairs chase me in the dead of night, and I was hoping to get a book deal out of the whole thing honestly. Now my life is as boring as every other well-adjusted adult. If you can help me find her ghost, I'll let you have some of the book profits.