Psychotic Drummer Wanted

Portland OR

Description

Looking for an unstable, psychotic rock / punk drummer to ruin my band and eventually... my entire life. Playing the drums is really just part of the equation. Finding someone who can create unnecessary drama and chaos while needing to be babysat and wrangled is what makes it all magical. Before you answer this ad, please make sure you are most of the following: Always late and/or unprepared for rehearsals yet always ready with a crazy, outlandish excuse on tap Toxic yet charismatic enough to con everyone around you Addicted to some kind of substance that alters your judgement A terrible friend who thinks only of themselves and has a destructive temper In jail just when we land a really good break Able to identify and flag my CL posts trying to replace you If this is you, we can't wait to meet you so we can drive this rock n' roll train clearly off a steep cliff.