ADULT PUPPET SHOW

101 North College Street, Killeen TX

22 February, 2022

Description

LOCATION: KILLEEN CITY HALL TIME: Every Tuesday Night Admission: Your tax money whether you attend or not. Featured performances for your consideration: See Jose Segarra perform as what he thinks a mayor is supposed to do! Watch in amazement as he mispronounces names, places, and has the same look as a trout (if he's not too drunk) - eyes wide, mouth open! Try not to gasp as you realize that this man who makes his money in real estate - is at the forefront of the building frenzy of houses YOU can't afford to live in gets on the agenda and passed as easily as falling off of whatever bar stool he prefers. Wonder at the stupidity of the people who voted in Nina Cobb! You'll be astounded as she exercises what passes as critical thinking in today's world with the intelligence of the average house cat. Marvel at her five minute soliloquies that are a mindless, rambling, barely coherent collection of words that seemingly just fall out of her mouth! You'll be left wondering how this woman also holds a license to practice nursing - and hope you'll never be her patient! Watch as Debbie Nash-King sternly repeats "Point of order!" as if she actually understands procedure beyond the instructions on a packet of oatmeal! She'll sound important - she'll sound as if she has a clue! For the more observant in the audience - you'll be enthralled as she is clearly out of her depth but simultaneously works Nina Cobb like a puppet! Watch as Melissa Brown bores the rest of the council with a host questions in 5 minute blocks that the rest of the council should be / have been asking! You'll squirm as the meetings go beyond 45 minutes like the "old days" because the gentry of Killeen was either in on the scam or too stupid to realize that they were being hood-winked! Watch the audience participation as they gasp when she asks questions that actually affect how much tax money would be wasted if they weren't asked - but still find the questions inconvenient to their time! Additional acts not part of the main program: Ken Cagle - the autistic sphinx! "Live" (or at least seemingly possessing a pulse) as he barely takes responsibility for day-to-day operation of the City...but suddenly cares when his perceived competence or authority is questioned. Watch as he displays his black belt in duplicity! You'll question your very existence in this town as he earns more than your house is worth - and you pay for it! Traci Briggs - with varying degrees of coherent thought! You will sit in amazement just HOW easy it is to obtain a law degree! Watch as her interpretations and lack of basic understanding of the US Constitution will flabbergast even the C students of any KISD schools. Daniel Singh - the "Assistant City Manager" who doesn't even live in the city!...as she shows off her latest off-the-rack fashions and "cute shoes".