Trumpanzees are so dramatic.

Novato CA

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Everything is either a crisis or a conspiracy with you guys. None of your "crisis" or "conspiracies" EVER turn out to be genuine. You are people looking to add drama to your lives. Perhaps you feel unfulfilled by your life in general. Perhaps you feel neglected or ignored. So you create false drama. Optimists feel like the glass is half full. Pessimists feel like the glass is half empty. Trumpers feel like the glass is half empty because alien democrats from outers space landed here in flying saucers to steal elections and half the contents of the glass. Next time you feel like you glass is "half empty", top it off.... Perhaps top off the glass of the nut job to your left as well.