Baby, Can You Dig Your Man?

Boulder CO

Description

Saw you in a dream. Me: shapeshifting dark sorcerer (M, 1500s) in denim jacket and cowboy boots. You: plague-surviving schoolteacher (F, 30s) with one long strand of white hair. Sounds crazy, but I'm dead certain you're going to fall for me. This might feel like a May-December thing at first, but trust me—I am lots of fun and have aged extremely well. I'm okay to start long-distance, but you'll have to relocate to Las Vegas eventually, as that’s where my startup is based. Hope you like crows. Please do NOT respond to this ad if you are: • A 108-year-old God-fearing woman from rural Nebraska (religious differences) • Roland Deschain, The Last Gunslinger (seriously dude, the whole world has moved on—why can’t you?) • A giant spider who just wants to eat me (I’ve been down this road before and I keep getting hurt, sorry)