Proof of Fraud in the Election

White Plains NY

Description

It’s just been discovered that dolphins, who are renowned to be the smartest mammals after Homo sapiens, actually voted in the 2020 Presidential election. Naturally, they submitted absentee ballots, mostly in Florida. A careful study by marine biologists at the University of Florida working with the Florida Board of Elections, confirmed that many absentee ballots were received wet and appeared to have been written in calcium carbonate ink. Calcium carbonate is the structure of sea shells. Over 95% of the dolphins voted for the Democratic ticket. It is predicted that if the dolphin population is allowed to continue growing, especially in the southern US, Florida will become a blue state by 2028. Republicans should therefore hunt dolphins or have them deported.