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I’m looking for someone to do a ridiculous singing telegram for my long distance boyfriend who lives in Olathe, Kansas (I’m in Texas) and I have resorted to looking on Craigslist. Preferably for tomorrow, as it is Valentine’s Day
I need it to be CLEAN, PG rating
We are TEENS and I’m just trying to be funny, it has to be appropriate for a Christian family
You would be asked to wear a ridiculous outfit (inflatable dinosaur, chicken costume, etc) (again, it must be PG APPROPRIATE) and sing a song. You don’t have to sing well or anything, it’s meant to be ridiculous
And when I say ridiculous, I mean ridiculous. I need his family to realize it’s 100% a joke, so it’s probably best if you don’t have stage fright
Hoping someone reaches out, I’m laughing so hard typing this out
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