Lost Goldfish last seen on MLK blvd

Mlk blvd, Greensboro NC

Description

My #1 goldfish named Slimy Slimz was taken by a crackhead and may be located on MLK Blvd in greensboro. Slimy Slimz has unfortunately been around a lot of second hand crack smoke and is now addicted to crack. People use Slimy Slimz as a show piece being that he is the only goldfish capable of smoking crack, and sometimes even eating small crack rocks. If you see Slimy Slimz please contact me asap. Slimy Slimz swims sideways and is very pale due to years of substance abuse so he should be easy to recognize. Thank you