Need help with an alibi of sorts

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New York City NY

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I walked into my girlfriend's home office and told her I was fully engorged and wanted to take her now right on the floor. I didn't know she was on a company wide teleconference meeting and we believe everyone heard the whole thing. She has a meeting with the Board tomorrow. Does anyone have any idea on how we might be able to spin this and explain that I was actually being appropriate and meant something other than what it sounds like. She has a pretty decent gig at a big law firm and ideally she doesn't get canned over my goof.

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