I bought you a Modelo and tipped you well for your last song. I was trying to be friendly or clever or something. But I'm terrible at being social.
Anyway I feel really bad I wasn't all that charming because to be honest I'm painfully shy and have to get very intoxicated even go out. I actually go to the gentlemen's club to try and meet guy friends. But it so happens I'm a bit of a nerd. I mostly read work and fish. I definitely lack friends, male and female. I'm not going to lie I think you're the first person I've been very attracted to inafew years.
Anyway you are absolutely beautiful. And really pretty sweet and clever with a joke. Anyhow if you like? I'd be happy to take you fishing or snowboarding or maybe to a French restaurant. Or Hubers? I Would have asked but closing came. Message me if you see this. I thought you were so lovely and gorgeous. The least I could do is send you some doordash at work. I feel so bad I didn't see you earlier in the night I definitely would have got some dances, although I hardly ever do, because I'm old-fashioned.
I did notice that you're very intelligent and pretty darn genuine. I have education from University. And I noticed right off that you're probably smarter than me. I like that.
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