I f***king love peanut butter

Main St., Lake Oswego OR

04 February, 2022

Description

And you know what? I'm not ashamed to admit it. The only issue being is that I'm a pretentious little whackadoodle that refuses to compromise my standards and ever slide back into the dark period that I refer to as "The Peter Pan Peanut-butter Era." That was a dark time in my life; strung out behind the WinCo with a spoon in my mouth and empty jars akimbo, occasionally daring to laugh in the face of God by adding a touch of chocolate to the situation until my doctor told me that if I slammed one more container of the creamy stuff, my DNA would literally change to radiate enough peanut-energy to kill anyone with a nut-allergy just by proximity. One of the less cool super-powers, I must admit; my arch-enemies must all have the aforementioned allergy, and by the good fortune that they do, I'm sure they would've heard of the vigilante "Nut Man" patrolling the streets at night and probably just carry an epi-pen with them. I'm always out to find the best locally-made jar that I can, and I typically share in that quest. I send out my findings to fellow peanut-patrons for them to indulge and report back to me and let me know what they think. There's one catch, however: YOU NEED TO WIN IT. I know, it sounds intimidating. But the rules are simple; you must defeat the other people that sign up in the world's deadliest and oldest game: trivia. It works like a call-in show, and there's a game tonight at 5pm PST 2-4-22. If you think you're the best, prove it, and I'll ship you a jar of the finest nutty stuff money can buy. Or a jar of locally made hot sauce if you can't handle the nut. If the link doesn't work, email me, and I'll send you a sign up link. LINK: discord.gg /kYgVd9sUzk (just remove the space)