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Big eyes a plus. Must have most of your original body parts and a keen sense of rhythm (Being able to squeal into a microphone is a plus.). Must have professional equipment and No bra's (Tambourines from 60's and 70's protests are not required BUT preferred). Must be aware and acclimated to acute LSD poisoning and know CPR. Must love and FEEL southern rock in your Core and have clean feet. Bikes, Beer, muddin and venues that smell like goat urine are the soup du jour. No more than 3 Felonies in the last year. (as a group of 3 or more with multiple felonies now constitutes a terrorist organization.) We are loud, out of tune but the attitude dripping from our cheesy, toothless pie holes is Infectious. send us picts and vids to snag an audition with "Fried Squirrel" today. God Bless ye'all and may you win the lottery.
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