Annoying girl at McDonalds

Raleigh NC

Description

You: pretty Italian-Puerto Rican girl with an annoying voice ordering a dozen bacon and egg croissants at the McDonalds on Peace Street. Me: short ginger man sweating profusely and reeking of weed in line behind you. I ordered a coffee. We locked eyes and shared a special moment right after you chewed out the cashier for her lackadaisical work ethic. Did you feel it too? Let's drink martinis.