Most interesting musician in the world

Dallas TX

Description

I don’t often get a gig but when I do… Drummer with the ultimate ratio of musical accomplishments, Grammy awards, and stage experience is available to receive tribute from DFW musicians. I am looking for a pro group of School of Julliard valedictorians that know how to build their own instruments All musicians must have traveling minstrels to carry my gear, and stroke my ego. I require rehearsal space at Dallas Symphony Hall. All gigs, songs, brands, and decisions must be royally blessed by my reflective arse. I charge mileage fees, fees if I learn songs, fees for showing up to gigs, fees for the number of drums I bring, and fees for you reading this ad, and misc fees. Kiss my Ring is going to be the name of my band.