Pet rock 🪨 "Dwayne"

Savannah GA

Description

My pet rock 🪨 Dwayne needs a new home. I used to work from home but have been transferred to the basement, yeeeah, ☕ that'd be great. Unfortunately Dwayne is afraid of the dark due to a traumatic experience with moss fur ng a sedentary period in his life. I cannot afford to continually take breaks to change the muzak in the apartment - Dwayne loves Jazz in the morning, spoken word poetry in the day and NPR in the early afternoon. He's not a fan of Jim Morrison's band. He didn't get a chance to grow up with his father Unfortunately his papa traveled a lot for business and was never around. I will include all his supplies including his favorite sock 🧦 which he likes to use when we go to the sketchy parts of town. He's not fixed so please, don't respond of you have scissors or paper. It won't work out well He has not been chipped but engraving is not out of the question. But please, keep it small and simple, no tear drop 💧 markings. Ideal candidates for adoption would be someone who works from home using a lot of paper while keeping the window 🪟 open. He's been helpful on windy days. Must not live in a glass house. That's an automatic disqualification. He likes river cruises and doesn't mind a bit of choppy waters as long as you don't "tip the boat over " I live near Pulaski Square. She close in fact it's just a "frisbee toss" away. I'm caught between my apartment and a "hard place" to find parking most days. There is a rehoming fee; 17 easy installments of $19.95 The best picture I have of Dwayne was from last year at a family reunion. He was so happy & you could see the family resemblance.