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Don: Hello Vlad? Which dacha are you staying at? I'm sitting on the throne, need to talk to you.
Vlad: Well, you better be quick, I'm busy counting my money here, almost two trillion, cash and gold.
Don: I'll be doing the same, as soon as we carry out our little plan. Are you ready?
Vlad: I think we maybe should wait a little, comrade. I think that when your tax records and the Jan. 11 information is ready to go to court, that will be the best time to cause the distraction.
Don: But it is costing you money to feed all those troops surrounding Ukraine!
Vlad: Who gives a shit? Do you worry about the people who support you?
Don: I guess you're right. They are all replaceable, and there's 50 of them born every second. Plenty of lemmings.
Vlad: Precisely! If we pull this off, you owe me one. I'll take Melania for another 2 weeks, and Boris wants Don, Jr. in the hot tub. Remember, I still have the video, and you still want those hotels in the Motherland.
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