Man Seeking Woman: I'm looking for a lady to go to Red Lobster with me

New York City NY

Description

Hi There!!! I'm a vaguely normal guy who is looking for a woman to go and eat one meal with me at a Red Lobster in the Tri-State region. You can choose the location. I'll even come to New Jersey or Connecticut. I know what you're thinking. It's probably something like, "This idiot is trying to use fresh seafood, delicious cheddar biscuits and exotic frozen cocktails as an in-roads to bone me." Not true! I would never use nosh from the nation's best seafood restaurant chain as a tactic to get in your knickers. I wouldn't bait you like that (Get it? Bait? Because you use bait to catch fish and other edible sea-faring creatures? SEA what I did there?!)