Willamette Falls Lab Guy

Oregon City OR

Description

I don't know exactly what your job is. Non-invasive lab tech? Vascular utrasound tech? I don't know but you should absolutely quit and apply to be on America's Next Top Male Model. You were so handsome I could barely breathe through my exam. You may have noticed my full body goosebumps that came on when you did my exam after the intern. You did absolutely nothing to indicate any interest in me whatsoever and were very professional/competent. But damn I wish you hadn't been. Anyway there is virtually zero chance you will read this and if you ever did I'd be mortified because it's wildly creepy/inappropriate, but if you do please violate hipaa or whatever and let's go on a date. My literal dream guy. I'm younger but you have one of those faces that doesn't age.