RE: DoWop-Death Metal Bubble Blower

Apache Junction AZ

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I tried to contact you, but your phone number was answered by a verbally-abusive old lady. She called me a Filthy M*therF*cker, and a C*nt. I was very upset, and cried for a few hours. But I'm O.K., now. I have always been a huge Lawrence Welk fan! My dream was to own one of those fabulous Lawrence Welk suits! Unfortunately, I was killed, before my dream could be realized. But, I'm O.K., now. I have previous experience with bubbles, and am also proficient on the slide whistle. I have my own gear. I have a Wham-O Zillion Monster Bubbles, and a Water Wiennie... (see video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wejMTiu2EM Unfortunately, I am a bit past your age limit. I'm 23 tears old, but people tell me I look like I'm 20. Please send a FAX to my cell phone - . Thanks, Mr. Bubble Guy, Esq. See Original Post (below) --------------------------------------------------- DoWop-Death Metal Bubble Blower (Phoenix) DoWop-Death Metal - Lawrence Welk Band seeks professional bubble blower. Yea we could use a machine but we believe in utilizing and exploiting local talent. Must have proper ID for we will E-Verify. Must have professional level equipment and 25+ years experience. No old people. Must be 18-21. Must also play cowbell with solid national touring experience. No flakes