The Xrystians Seek Additional Clergy

New Haven CT

Description

Dear Internet, We are a three-piece band of silly people who alternately bill ourselves as psychedelic Xristian rock, dystopian Gospel, classic cult music, etc. Currently we are a dubious lead vocalist and guitarist, a drummer who slams harder than Xrist slammed the gambling tables in the temple, and a master guitarist who sings and occasionally catches the spirit on bass and keys. Potential converts would ideally play multiple instruments (e.g., guitar, bass, or keys), be able to harmonize castrati-worthy vocal melodies, and bring the overall cigarette consumption of the band down a bit. Here is our music: https://thexrystians.bandcamp.com/releases Altissimo Deo gloria, The Xrystians