To My Downstairs Neighbor

Old Bridge NJ

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I'm upstairs alone and bored all day, while you're downstairs with that big, beautiful fat ass that I love to watch while you walk your dog. We could make both our days alot more interesting and fun while our other halves are at work. If you think this is you, knock on my door wearing a red shirt and ask me if I have any bread crumbs for you to borrow. For clarity, your name starts with a "C".