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Howdy! I’m a local Erie-ite born and raised. 22 Y.O. Looking for a place of employment that’d need my labor as a sharply dressed CLOWN. I realize most foremen or bosses have a strict dress code, but I’m hoping to exchange my free labor for on-the-job bozo experience, trading in my steel-toed boots for massive clown shoes! I’m a former linebacker so I’m strong and able to handle grueling conditions inside or outside.
Feel free to use my big dumb costume as a morale booster for any crew, or even pranks. This offer seems ridiculous and is 100% not satire. But Why?
1) I’m trying to show people not to be so sensitive nowadays. Everyone’s up in arms over even mild jokes, and you just gotta handle it.
2) I’m looking to improve more in situational comedy and work in a situation where I can’t prepare/expect the joke.
Willing to work 16 hours a week free, and industries I feel most useful would be agriculture, manufacturing, janitorial, construction, landscaping, fishing, general laboring, advertisements, cooking, dishwashing, refuse, etc. Even small stuff like mowing or shoveling snow is on my radar!
Email for how I can help your company with examples, concerns, and questions. Just waitin to hear from duh pie throwers!
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