Artificially bronzed septuagenarian proves incapable of holding basic

Fresno CA

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Words can be tricky little buggers, can’t they? Sometimes they mean one thing, and other times they mean other things. The nuances of the English language, what with its “nouns” and “verbs” and such, can be a challenge for some: small children, for instance; or people who were raised speaking a different language; or former President of the United States Donald John Trump, a man who regularly brags about his “very good brain” like a used car salesman trying to sell you his soggy grey matter right off the lot. Here’s how Trump’s soup-can brain seems to work: Someone will say something at his face. Is he listening? Not really. But he’s savvy enough to know that he has to say something in response, lest people catch on to the fact that the inside of his skull is filled with a cartoon chimpanzee picking fleas off its back and eating them. So, he keeps one or two neurons warmed up juuuust enough to pick out a few key words — “great,” “hoax,” “China,” etc. — which he can spin off into a pre-recorded rant that won’t tax the limited mental resources he usually reserves for important things like “not falling over” and “hating his own children.”