Vaccines; with bad effects

Rockford IL

Description

I got an email suggesting I check out VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System), where people who claim to have had a bad reaction to the COVID vaccine are invited to report it. A few things to consider: - ANYONE can make a report; you don't have to be any kind of health care worker. No diagnosis by a doctor is required. - The reports received are NOT investigated; they're simply counted and put into general categories. - If you're so inclined, you can report the same "incident" multiple times. I ate a whole, extra large pizza: I also got my vaccine last week. When I got sick, I reported it to VAERS, because I can spot vaccine-induced diarrhea a mile away. And since I was pissed off about it, I reported it 50 times. But, HEY! Figures don't lie! You know, I could have said "I puked" or "I got zits" after the pizza/vaccine. But I KNEW that the oh-so-intelligent right wingers would jump at the poopoo reference. I've already gotten this email: "Your Diarrhea was absolutely caused by the 'injection' you got. Obviously your Boifriend forgot his condom... again. NASTY!!" And good old Joey D: "put down the crack pipe cheap trick" I was expecting stupid; you didn't let me down. But I'll give you credit for the injection "crack".