Acoustic jam, chipper cram. Bring it, play it, chip it!

Auburn CA

Description

One of the best scenes in the Coen Bros classic "Fargo" occurs behind the lake house with one of the kidnappers trying to muscle the last of his partner --a leg-- thru a chipper. So imagine a jam with a chipper running nearby and the usual fools in attendance. Every jam has a jam buster --(who, moi?)-- who either can't keep time, can't remember chords, plays too loud, drinks too much, or is flatulent. You know what comes next. Tunes are played, a vote is taken and yep, the next sound heard is a throaty, chugging whine as the offending axe makes its way thru the chipper. A great way to pay it forward! (Note: Any facial masks will also be promptly chipped. And exchanged for facial pie.)