The Trump Death Clock

Taylor MI

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Donald Trump is a fat slob that hasn't seen the inside of a gym since high school. Donald Trump eats a deadly diet that will lay him low in the VERY near future. Trump's two brothers - one older, one younger - are decomposing detritus masses in wooden boxes somewhere in New York State. Trump father had a raging case of Alzheimer's. Trump will be dead before the first Republican primary early in 2024. Republicans must find a new standard bearer that eats a healthy diet, doesn't cheat at golf, and would never entertain the idea that rape is an act to be revered and repeated in a group setting.