Satanic Church Band Seeks Xylophonist

Albany NY

Description

Hello and fond greetings. Our satanic church recently lost our xylophonist to a methodist chamber group and are seeking someone skilled with the bones to fill their spot. You'll be joining two fiddle players, an evil floutist, and a percussionist to compose original dark lord-oriented music. If you are size XL or smaller we have a black cloak & cowl for you, otherwise you'll have to supply your own. Late nights mandatory. Experience with pyrotechnics a plus.