Hope I was dreaming

Chico CA

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I recently responded to a human trials ad for an alternative vaccine. When I arrived at so called clinic there was a gentleman wearing a butchers coat. That should've had me getting the heck out of the makeshift clinic, but being the cheapskate I am I was curious. I found it very odd that there were no nurses and that upon further inspection I found the doctor wasn't wearing anything under his butcher smock except for sock suspenders. An old barber chair doubled as a bed for the special vaccine. The doctor informed me that I had to straddle the barber chair, but face the opposite way. I complied with the doctors orders and waited to be healed. I felt pressure in my rectum area so I asked the doctor if that was normal. This is when things took an odd turn.... He said he was going to re-adjust and then the pressure got worse. It was then that I realized this guy had both his hands on my shoulders. I could not for the life of me figure out how he was giving me the vaccine with his hands not being on the plunger. I thought maybe I missed something and there was now a midget with hotdog fingers giving me the booster in the caboose. I tried to look back and see, but the gentleman in the butcher coat with nothing under it but sock suspenders kept trying to steer me forward. I did not enjoy this clinic, but the doctor assured me that it was all in my head. I'm not sure if he was being honest with me because that night my behind grew as big as the grich's heart and my heiney hole swelled shut. It was a very uncomfortable situation and I still can't figure out who the heck wears sock suspenders in this day and age. I also could not find that sausage fingered midget so I am really starting to think that this was all a ruse just to take my temperature with a rectal thermometer.