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Dear black people,
In order to help everyone get along, coexist, and function in a civil manner, here are some little pearls of wisdom that I think may help you folks become better members of society. You're welcome!
1. O.J. did it.
2. 'Know what I'm sayin' is not an ending for every sentence.
3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
11. Just because you didn't get your own way doesn't make the other person a racist.
12. If the cops ask you to keep your hands where they can see them, reaching into your pocket, your glovebox, or under the seat is not a smart move!
13. When inquiring about something, you ask a question; you do not "axe a queshun".
14. Foods such as steak and pork chops are best eaten with a fork and knife.
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