Rehoming Albino Indian Ringneck Parrot

Spokane WA

Description

Hi My name is Coconut I’m an albino ringneck parrot and I’m just about to be 2 years old. I was hatched on February 29 2019 so I’m a Leap Year Birdy! I enjoy swinging around my enclosure and wandering around the apartment. I also enjoy showers and snacks. Oh do I love snacks! All kinds of snacks! Especially YOUR snacks! Whatcha eating? Can I have some!? I like people and little kids as longs as they don’t come at me too fast. Loud fast things freak me out. Shoulder rides and couch cuddles are my fave. Dogs? Yeah they aren’t my favorite. In fact my current roommates include a couple of dogs and I bite those little idiots the moment that weird lady turns her back. Ka-chow! Ka-chomp! Mess with me and you will get the beak ya dumb dogs! It’s evident that this lady likes theses dogs as she’s always sending me to my room for biting them. I hate them dogs and I want them to leave. I’m starting to get the impression this lady likes these dogs more than me! I finally told her it’s them or me! Guess what!? I’m moving out! Screw her and those stupid dogs! I need a new roomy ASAP! I got my own place that’s fully furnished. I’ll be taking that with me. I got a super cool harness that I like to wear outdoors. Im taking that too! Snacks? Food? Yep! Mine! All of it! It all comes with meeeee! She says there’s a rehoming fee cause she said I can’t have it all for free blah blah blah. Whatever lady! Can someone please come get me?