dog

Arcata CA

Description

chihuahua/giant mastiff mix, rehoming adorable dog speaks fluent armenian. i speak only spanglish thats why in cant keep him. he seems to speak a rare sub dialect related to ancient wild mongolian chihuahua, At least that’s what Google translate came up with, he is smart and cuddly but he attacks lizards and hates men with earings cuz iguana smuggling pirates mistreated him. after being rescued by gender fluid anti pirates without jewelry, he learned armenian online while living at the shelter in southern armenistan, where dogs are worshipped and considered higher brings so they get pampered in the shelter and can go to college. free to a good home or will trade for camel