Missing Used Condom

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Santa Barbara CA

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About a week or so ago, I was strolling State Street in search of the next best street drummer when an item of great importance escaped my grasp. I was in possession of a very special condom that I wear in a vial around my neck. This condom is used and is from the time when I lost my precious virginity (I still miss you Jessica, call me). It's blue and soggy, and quite degraded after 30 years of preservation. Please help me find it, reward is 0.0012 bitcoin via cash app. Thank you, Jheremey.

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