Landscape company trying to break even

Oklahoma City OK

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As we near the dawn of yet a new year and all the promise that we hope is upon us. Hope that maybe just maybe the new year will bring an end to this Covid mess and/or Maybe THE year,if all goes well,the year we enter Into a higher tax bracket by this landscape company. A tax bracket that will promise at least a return call from an actual accountants Regarding our returns. The last few years Have been lean enough, That most any public school seventh grade graduate, Who’s mastered the ability to count from 1 to 10 and able to wake WITH a dry bed, Could have signed off on our tax returns. This post concerns itself with attempting to complete several projects in this physical year And the hope that maybe, just maybe with the successful completion and payment of work that we will be taken more seriously From perspective tax accountants. Accountants that Don’t rely on a school bus to get to work daily. Accountants that don’t take an hour nap after Sesame Street Every day. Accountants that don’t suggest an extension because there Childish, immature behavior got them two days detentionFrom the president of the firm. I mean principal of the school. Acountants/tax preparerers that don’t use us as the punchline.With your help, Resulting in completion of projects, We’re hoping to take that money and spend it on A much needed and deserved vacation in Sunny Bethany or exciting Midwest city(If gas prices remain reasonable) Or, Possibly,historic Piedmont. Places that close friends who have spent time in such locals all say,you have to see it to believe it. Regardless ; we aspire to one day, with your help, rise a step higher on the socioeconomic ladder to “Just below the poverty line”. That may sound overly ambitious from where we are now, but a guy with a landscape co can dream, can’t he? Humble as we might be we are still a little picky (when choosing a worker)as we don’t want just anybody to stand there and watch us do most of the work. We want someone who looks like they could do the work if they wanted to. Someone who knows that’s what they’re choosing not to do is being responsible. Someone who has their own transportation, Even if it is at the expense of a careless eight year old Who was warned by their parent to put their pink Electric Barbie jeep Back in the garage when they’re through riding it around the yard.Some one who may have questions regarding gig before they will commit.Not some one sizing up their potential victim,seeking information.there is a difference. Some one not SOOOO familiar with “the game”the we can still tell the difference between confidence and arrogance.Someone whom we can’t hear them smiling when we talk on phone.We don’t want Some one who has been down This road sooooooo many times and plans to pull the saaaaaaame Thing they have alwaaaaaaays pulled.spoiler alert with the exception of maybe a handful of the countless respondents to such post over the years,we have a good idea of what were going to get.were always hopeful that were wrong,that this one will be different.Please be the different.Finally:It brings us no joy in announcing that due to the COVID crises ANY hopes you may have thought about or fantasized about,(as a bonus at the end of your very successful contribution in helping us achieve our goal of completing these jobs,) of receiving a big,fat,wet, juicy kiss from us as an expression of our absolute appreciation for a job well done?!......you’ll have to settle for a hand shake.Sorry but that will have to do.Hope that is not a deal breaker.405 408-five 0 eight nine.405 area codes taken more seriously.just for the heck of it both of the none 405 area code potentials,each with compelling reasons why Salt Lake or Jacksonville came up on their caller I.d,did not disappoint and neither showed up or called.The haters should spend a day(if they would show up)in our shoes....If the haters spent less time being pissed and utterly offended by our poor grammar/spelling/punctuation(above average for an American High Sckule diploma)and(admittedly)lame and sophomoric(at best)sense of humor,or as we like to simply say,”we must have touched a nerve”responce to our post.......save it. Just do better.