konrobski14 where are you?

New York City NY

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We met in a YouTube chatroom on mustard last Saturday. You had a spirited opinion about spicy brown, and I was adamant (defensive) about whole grain. We’d just started to discuss the virtues of a Bavarian pretzel versus French fries as the mustard vehicle of choice, when I lost my internet connection. I ran to the Oslo on the corner to log in to their Wi-Fi on the hope that you were still online. Alas, you’d logged off. Perhaps offended, perhaps on to your next debate. You were wrong in your vehement assertion that pretzels are superior. But I’d love to discuss this in person. Your avatar is a man in a Mets hat and Oktoberfest shirt, with glasses that are reminiscent of a young Jeff Goldblum. I wonder if I'll ever see you again. If you see this, write back. Tell me something we discussed, so I know it's you. Maybe we can hang out, do stuff, catch the midnight showing of Beetlejuice at Nitehawk, or take the ferry to Rockaway, or pick out plants. All other responses will be ignored.