Missing Crabby Cat - Mo Problems

Phoenix AZ

Description

Missing crabby cat. His name is Mo Problems, and he’s aptly named. This Snowshoe Siamese sonofagun is two parts piss and vinegar to one part cuddlebug. He’ll bite you for petting him just as fast as he’ll run to you when he hears the sound of wet food hitting his bowl. An indoor only fellow with escape aspirations that only Harry Houdini himself could rival (Hiss Angel would also have been a fitting name for him, but I digress), he made his great escape last night when someone (totally not pointing at my kids while simultaneously kicking my own ass for not testing the door before bed 🤦🏽‍♀️ ) failed to ensure the side door was latched. He went MIA some time between 1:00am and 6:00 am. If you see him or have him, know that he’s a jerk. Despite his assholery, we love him dearly, and are clearly trapped in some weird cat-human codependent relationship with him for tolerating his shit for the past 10 years. I’d offer an award for finding him - but I guarantee you the reward will be taking him off your hands. You’ll want to pay me for taking him back home. Nonetheless, we’re worried about him and want him home safely. He requires medicated cat food to prevent his cat-manhood from a blockage. Please respond if you see him.