I am Reposting this Email

Taylor MI

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I have discovered a brother out there in the foggy ether of the internet who loathes Donald Trump more than I do. This is an email that was sent to early this Christmas morning. Enjoy, it follows: 2 BETTER things to wish for! Here are 2 better things to wish for on this Christmas morning: 1. Pumpkinhead is out golfing today down at his Florida resort and his ball ends up next to a pond. As he goes to hit it, 2 alligators jump out of the water, grab him and drag him into the water and he's screaming like the little bitch girl he is. Then they each do a death roll in the opposite directions ripping him to shreds so they can gulp him down to end up as pieces of alligator shit at the bottom of the pond in about 2 months or so. 2. He gets a massive overdose of insulin and goes into a paralyzed state where he can't move any muscles whatsoever; including his eyes. But, he can still see, hear, smell, and feel but can't talk. He lays in that state for the next 20 years and the only TV station the hospital staff leaves on is MSNBC. Since he can't move his eyes, they are lasered focused on the TV. Since he can't speak, nobody knows what is going on with his body. But he can hear everything around him, smell his own shit that he is laying in, and smells his own body odor. Since he can also feel, he gets to feel all the bed sores on his ass, legs, and back from laying there motionless and he also feels all the different hospital staff poking and prodding him like a voodoo doll. MERRY CHRISTMAS!