Melania's Christmas Confession

Taylor MI

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Interviewer: "So what are you trying to say." Melania replies in that former Soviet Union accent: "You see, the thought of having sexual intercourse with Donald Trump is most repulsing. Part of the prenuptial agreement I signed is that I would never be forced to bump uglies with Donald. But, that I would still give him a son." Interviewer: "Then how was Barron concieved." Melania: "Through artificial insemination. When I was ovulating, Donald would masterbate into a cup. He aroused himself by looking at nude photos of Rosie O'Donnell." Interviewer: "Wow!!!"