Landscape company shares letter to Santa

Oklahoma City OK

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Dear Santa, I know I’m writing this a little late but with the help of the Internet it might reach you just in time.I’m sureyou are in a last-minute frenzy trying to get the sleigh loaded with Everything from all the good boys and girls all over the world. I did a little bit of math And it safe to assume that sleigh of yours must be a sight to behold. That leads me to my next request since my math isn’t the very best but it tells me you’re sleigh Is roughly 2 football links larger than the largest cruise ship on earth. That leads me to my next request, If it’s not asking too much. To make it easier, And maybe a smidge safer, rather than landing on my three-bedroom ranch sized roof why not land in the field nearby and just text me and I’ll meet you over there. Because I did some math and I’m pretty sure my roof isn’t going to support your Cruise ship +2 football fields sized sleigh, without disastrous results. Last year was bad enough trying to convince the insurance company that the roof was fine on December 23 But that landing on the 24th… Well let’s just say you’re 150 year old eyes Have some depth perception issues. And may I be so bold as to suggest that 150 years plus of devoted work,… It’s may be time to consider handing over the keys. I think your judgment isn’t what it used to be (or I would’ve gotten that three car garage, and shop that I so desperately needed and ask for)Not to mention the two different times I was at the mall sitting on your lap for over 2 1/2 hours in that tug-of-war trying to get you off the notion that I may be a little too old to be sitting on Santa‘s lap for that long, Two different Saturdays trying my best to get you to come to an understanding. I am now banned from that mall. So in trade, for me not going to authorities Over the questionable behavior, I would like you to grant me A reliable worker. Someone who will show up when they say they will and they have their own transportation with no surprises. Somebody who just wants an honest days pay for an honest days work. No thieves no liars no criminals. Someone capable of doing this kind of work. Is that too much to ask?Sincerely yours. 405-408-5089. Please have 405 area code to be taken more seriously if not available please leave your name number introducing yourself and we will return your call