JACKYL Tribute Band...Need Chainsaw Expert

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Rockwall TX

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JACKYL Tribute band needs chainsaw extraordinaire...Absolutely no tree huggers and please, GASOLINE CHAINSAWS ONLY. Our last guy brought in a battery operated saw for auditions and I can't quite say exactly what happened but if you have ever seen the end of the movie "The Warriors", it was eerily similar. Any name brand saw will do but we prefer Stihl saws because they look cool and the name is mispronounced by half the country. We will supply all the wood for performances (We use only the best from the Amazon Rainforest) And I wish I didn't have to say this but PLEASE, NO JERKS! Our original chainsaw band mate, "Mr. Gottwood", let his ego go to his head and eventually felt the need to play the chainsaw on EVERY FREAKIN' SONG!!!. It was fun at first but come on man.

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