Pompey or demonic presence???

Power rd near Germann, Queen Creek AZ

Description

Well where can I start.He was owned by a young couple who treated him like a human and never socialised him. Sprinkle in a little genetic predisposition a long tongue like the band member from KISS and for being nervous, and you've concocted a neurotic mess, AKA Doodle Carlton." "Every day we live in the grips of the demonic pomski hellscape he has created in our home. Doodle is far from the perfect pooch by the sounds of it. His owners describes him as, "a vessel for a traumatised Victorian child that now haunts our home" and a "neurotic, man hating, (especially ethnic folk) over all he discriminates period, animal hating, children hating dog" It sounds as though Doodle enjoyed his previous life with his confused owners more. "Doodle came to me obese, and with ass breath wearing a cashmere sweater, with a bacon egg n cheese stuffed in his crate with him. I should have known in that moment this dog would be a problem," said his owner. "If you own a Chihuahua you probably know what I'm talking about. He's literally the Chihuahua meme that describes them as being 50% hate and 50% tremble." Doodle will come with a horse whip, glue traps for his squirrel trap i use for a kennel and sulfuric acid and a BBQ brush for his breath. No rehoming fee, just shoot me an address I'll drop him off within minutes and leave your number so I can Zelle you.for.your troubles.