Hello, my name is Chris J...

Fremont CA

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Allow me to introduce myself. I am 5'2" tall and almost the same width. I own two shirts, one is a wife beater and the other is a T-shirt with Richard Petty's nascar on it. I hate all colored people except for the ones on my favorite NFL team who happen to be the Raiders. I claim to be retired but in reality, I am a government leech. I also claim to own two homes but in fact I live with my mom in her single wide trailer. My favorite foods are Slim Jims and slurpees. Generally, I like any food sold at 7-11 stores. I am not married and have not been with a woman since..... well... ever. This is why I am so grumpy. My favorite hobbies include arguing with people for no reason on CL and collecting Bush beer cans. I have thousands piled in my yard next to my 1984 El Camino which is currently up on blocks. My favorite movie is Joe Dirt because Joe and I rocked the same haircut until I went bald. Now, I look more like a fat Gallagher. I moved out of the Bay Area because meth prices got too high and because I hate liberals, blacks, women and gays. Despite my claims of hating all people who are not pissed off old white men, I cannot seem to help myself from hanging out 24/7 on the Bay Area CL. I believe that covid is a conspiracy designed specifically to ruin MY life. I believe global warming is a hoax because Donald Trump said it is. I have two pets, a dog named "cooter" and a three legged raccoon named "peaches". I cook my meals on an open fire because, well,.. PG&E shut off our power a few years back. Ma and I share a bed to keep warm at night but it's not weird because we sleep head to toe. That's enough about me.... Trump 2024, 2028, 2032, and forever...!