Zodiak project commenced

Santa Rosa CA

Description

all the republicans whom have sent me nasty emails and gratuitously graphic photographs have been traced out and identified and will soonly be receiving a door knock from a local HAM radio operator who will warp your DNA with invisible lasers and X-rays by placing a paper bag full of dogpoop on fire to keep you on the porch for 15 seconds of extreme high frequency exposure from a well disguised abc7 TV news van and security guard. there will be a very painful and sweaty Metamorphosis for you to revert to human and democratic, lasting anywhere from 24 hours to 11 years, whilst shedding many layers of skin and lies. please refrain from internet use during this time as you may damage the keyboard and/or CPU from the sweat. quite painful, yes.