Looking for a crazy person to give us a loan

Kirkland WA

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Hello potential investor, are you unable to assess risk? If so, please continue to pretend to care about my reason for asking you to give me what is most likely your probably hard-earned pension dollar. I need $20,000. You see, I spent my savings getting to this point and find myself falling short on a project. I felled some large cedar and douglas fir, milled them, stacked them, and that dang spot there is where they sit while drying and awaiting processing. I usually do one front door at a time, or make one table at a time, but when a chance to cut down a half dozen large cedar came along I used it as an opportunity to bite off more than I can chew in terms of cost, tooling, and space. This is where I come to you, prospective investor! With a CNC machine deployed I'd be able to process these 40+ choice slabs the way I'd really like to that'll guarantee a good end product on a timely basis, in essence to produce thirty items instead of three, but as I'm leveraged to the hilt I have no collateral but for a contract that guarantees priority repayment on the end product itself or something related to the furniture. If you're dumb enough to think this is a good idea, I'm your man! Please email me with any terms or information that could even possibly make you an interested party to my insanity. I *am* willing to talk to scary loan sharks and make unbreakable promises at this point, if it means realizing the value in this wood.