NEW LOCKDOWN COMING - GET READY

San Francisco CA

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It was just announced on FNN (fake news network) that the CDC has discovered a new and even more deadly variant of the dreaded Covid19 virus. Dr. Anthony Fauci said his team has uncovered the latest new virulent strain called the UNICORN VARIANT. (They ran out of Greek letters) President Biden will go on national TV tonight and explain why everyone has to stay in their houses for at least the next 60 days. Anyone venturing out, even for food or medicine will be shot on sight by the National Guard which will be on duty on every street corner 24/7. This thing MUST be contained. Sorry, face diapers are not effective and won't help you avoid this lockdown. There is a vaccine for this strain that was just formulated by Pfizer, Inc. said WHO director-general Tedros Adhanom, but it is untested. However, Vice President Kamala Harris has volunteered to be the first guinea pig to try it. (She had nothing else to do and wanted to help make America great again.) If you're wondering how you'll pay your bills, President Biden is mailing more stimulus checks to everyone, including the homeless and all those presently incarcerated, even sex offenders.