Things I will do for money

Stone Ridge NY

Description

For $100 a week I will wander around the woods and pick you twigs, beautiful mushrooms, Acorn caps, beautiful translucent round stones and discarded snail shells. Occasionally, there will be a bright blue feather. I will curate these for you in bowls and pots that I pick up at free piles, as I wander the world, curious, awestruck, and baffled. You can display these little Treasures in your nooks and crannies, in the corner of your porch, in the window sills of your pristine home. This will allow you to feel connected to Nature while never getting ticks or mud on your shoes, and leave you time to pursue the money that allows you to move to this area and send the rest of us further and further into sadder and uglier neighborhoods. But don't worry, we will, as our nature is, transform these neighborhoods, paint the shingles rainbow colors, fill the front yard with burgeoning life. And of course eventually you will covet that too, and drive us further and further on where we will find, create, nurture, and spread Beauty.