More re: Unvaccinated people

Rockford IL

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The anti-vaxers have a new weapon: dirt. Google "covid dirt". In the true spirit of capitalism, you can now buy actual dirt to prevent AND cure COVID. You just eat it up; if you're fussy, mix it with water, or maybe in your Mac and cheese. Only $110 for about four ounces, shipped to your door for a very reasonable charge, I'm sure. Independent lab tests have shown high levels of lead and arsenic in this dirt (the virus HATES lead and arsenic, I guess). I've dug up my veggie garden for the year. As a public service, I'm selling a whole pound of dirt for only fifty bucks. I don't know if the lead and arsenic levels are high enough for your discerning tastes, but I'll be happy to piss in the dirt at no extra charge. That's what patriotic Americans do - find a sucker and fleece him (or her). MAGA