To the lady who drank the can of Pepsi you found on the ground...

Fresno CA

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I thought that was pretty gross at first, but the more I thought about it throughout the day, the more I was charmed by it. I can tell you are outgoing and uninhibited by social norms and I find that very intriguing. I also liked the way you walk and smile. It inspired me to fish a half-eaten doughnut out of a trash can on my way home from work. It tasted awful, but I felt so liberated. You where dressed very poorly and your hair looked liked you hadn't showered in weeks. I get the impression that your just a free spirit with bigger priorities than basic hygiene. Perhaps your a modern Aristotle? Would love to discuss Kierkegaard or Nietzsche with you sometime, perhaps over a can of diet Pepsi? My treat.