RE: BASS PLAYER NEEDED GIG READY

Fort Lauderdale FL

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Take a step back and imagine you're the one looking for a gig and you read this ad. Would you be interested? You must do exactly what we say and are not allowed to talk back? You will do what you are told! Who the hell would want to work with you? You've got more rules than a BDSM club for people with Asperger's. You want a player like Flea, who is known for slap and pop and a lot of funk. But aside from Alanis Morrisette's "You oughta know", none of the artists you listed have bass lines anything like what Flea would play. Or did you just mean you want a guy who jumps around a lot on stage naked with a sock covering his hog? "YOU MUST BE SINCERE, friendly, can get along with others..." Is this how you see yourself?!?! You seriously think you get along with others? Care to share some links of this band playing live so we can all see what a great opportunity this is? Also, any band of true professionals that regularly plays live doesn't need to rehearse all that much, let alone once a week. Of all the bats#!t crazy ads in the Craigslist musicians section, this one truly take the cake. I need to print and frame this one. Thanks for a good laugh.