Job so easy an idiot could do it.

centerville trpk, Chesapeake VA

Description

So did you like my attention grabbing job title? I thought you might. While I'm sure you are not an idiot. I had to find a way to stand out amongst the plethora of over job listings. Now you might be wondering what might this job be? Well it is obviously the best job for the best company in the 757 ran by yours truly. What's required you might ask? You must enjoy working outside, and be able to carry 50lbs. Sounds easy right? We also provide awesome perks like bonuses and paid holidays. So okay, I think I've had you on the edge of your seats long enough. Drum roll please...we are a landscaping company. If you guessed it correctly you are indeed smart. Now for the spiel that I don't believe anyone actually reads. We are currently looking for crew members to join our team. No license is required. M-F, some weekends Pay is weekly, every Friday. Pay based on experience. Starting pay $11.50/hour-$14.00/hour Must be able to learn how to operate a blower, weed eater, stick edger. Bonuses and referral programs. Women are strongly encouraged to apply! I look forward to hearing from you. -C